Edward Cullen takes over Spider-Man job
Goth girls, start clearing out some poster space.
I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty excited about Sony’s upcoming franchise reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man. Now I just don’t know what to think. Sure, it’s just one picture, but seriously. Sony took so much internet backlash for Peter Parker’s emo turn in Spider-Man 3, and that was only a couple scenes. Now he looks like Twilight‘s Edward Cullen on a weekend trip to Comic-Con, and this presumably will be for the entire movie. I don’t know what’s going to be more embarrassing, watching him try to brood through the mask for 120 minutes, or seeing how he fits all that hair under there.
Maybe in the sequel he can battle Man-Wolf to see who can seduce more desperate outcast high school girls.*
*Sony, if you use this idea, I want money.