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Secret Diaries of Dr. Victor Drankenstein Ch. 13: Everybody got they cup but they ain’t chipped in
This may be as high-end as I ever go under the guise of Drankenstein, so enjoy it while it lasts. I can already feel this column jumping the shark with each delicious, name-brand sip. My painstakingly earned street cred slipping away faster than that of early Gin & Juice spokesrapper Snoop Dogg. You try finding something new and hilarious to drink every week though, it’s not as easy as it looks. I’ll be mounting a multi-store hunt for new material soon, but some Friday nights I just wanna get my Taco Bell home and watch some Dollhouse on Netflix. So for now, I present to you Seagram’s Green Dragon flavor Gin & Juice. I should have grouped this up with my article from two weeks ago and went for a whole dragon themed month. Oh well, live and learn.
